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Does anybody watch those real house wives shows? I am doing an essay and I used it as an example but I don’t really watch those shows. Can some one talk to me about it so I make sure I have the right concepts of the shows and what goes on

I watch all of them and have since the beginning. What can I help you with?

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hopelesssummer replied to your post “Real Housewives of Orange County - 8/25/14”

Ugh totally. Kinda one of the worst seasons. I think they need an all new cast.

I don’t know about AAALLLL new.  But I’m definitely sick of Tamra, Vicki is getting boring.  Although it would be a shame to lose the only Original cast member.  I don’t love or hate Shannon or Lizzie, they could  both leave and I wouldn’t care.  But I love Heather.  I’d like to see her with her classy friends drinking champs and playing silly games at their fancy parties.  I want the worst drama to be Vicki “leaking” on Heather’s friend’s fancy couch or something.  I want it to be more like seasons 1-2 with rich ladies being rich ladies.  I’m so sick of this trashy angry drama-filled crap.  

Shannon is crazy.  As usual. 

Vicki loves her, though.  Odd, since she usually hates the newbies.

Lizzie and Tamra don’t get along because Lizzie called Tamra “fake.”  

I don’t feel like Tamra’s apology is real.  

Astro, Eddie, Tamra, and baby talk.  

Simon wants the kids more.  Because 50/50 is a problem, apparently.   As much as Tamra’s trashy ass annoys me, I felt like she was a good mom.  I don’t see why Simon thinks he’s so much better than her….

Shannon and David are doing much better. 

Heather is smart and I love her, but everyone hates how she makes them feel stupid.  Perhaps try not being stupid?  idk…just a thought….

Tamra is being told she’s a bad person….everyone is so done with her shit.  I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her last season. 

Vicki v. Tamra again. 

"I’m sorry that you don’t have any feelings and you’re a bitter old lady.  I’m sorry."   -Lizzie to Tamra

They argue a lot and no one can move on at all from any of this.  So messy.  

Camping sucks, everyone is cold.  

Now they’re digging for worms to go fishing. 

Shaun is actually scared of water.  

No one caught anything during the fishing expedition.  

Kim knows the girls got their phones somehow.  

Who plays truth or dare with their kids?  This is weird to me. 

Brielle swears she didn’t hit the rover with the escalade.  

Kim swears she doesn’t miss her mom. 

The girls tell her they do.  

Kroy is mad at his parents, too.  Apparently they don’t like Kim. 

Heather is debuting a new ‘do for the reunion.  

Lizzie dated Nick Lachey….pre- and post-Jessica Simpson.

Vicki says Andy is all boy and doesn’t seem gay to her.  Because there are no gay men that are all man?  

Tamra is mean to Lizzie

Tamra and Vicki are losing their kids. 

Ryan’s wedding is postponed because the girl is pregnant…..

Vicki doesn’t know what Andy meant by “address Oklahoma”  LMAO.

Beador v. Dubrow.  Again. 

Both sides feel like Tamra started this shit. 

Brianna v. Brooks again.  

The husbands come out and it’s more Shannon and Heather v. Tamra.  

David v. Terry.  

Tamra admits she thinks David is hot.  Trashy. 

Am I the only one supremely bored with this reunion?

Camping shower and female urinals arrive and Kim begins to freak out about this camping trip.  

Kim is getting peels and botox and Kroy and Shaun are scared but she makes them do it anyway.  

The girls are as mad as Kim about going camping.  

Shaun brings clothes over for Kim to go camping in….they’re camouflage and definitely hunting clothes…rofl

Lana is going to war….Sweetie is staying behind with the kids.  

Everyone is chilling and bullshitting while Kroy takes like 50 loads of shit to the car.  

 3 car caravan…..to go camping. 

Lana’s walkie talkie is out of range and no one can talk to her while they drive. 

They arrive and assemble the tent…..inside out….

realhousewivesheaven:

Jackie and Lydia shopping….

"Lydia looked like a Grecian goddess, and I looked like a stick with big tits" -Jackie.  DYING.

Andrea had her babies “surgically removed” and I’m dying at how grossed out her daughter is over this.  Would you rather hear about how she “pushed you out”??  

Taking a helicopter to a resort….Gina is late again….

Where is this resort?  I really want to go there.  So lovely.  

(Side note: The vacations on the Melbourne franchise are hilarious since they never leave the country, LMAO)

Gina called Lydia and Andrea “cunts” and made fun of Lydia’s book or vagina or both….

These girls are by the pool with their cover-ups and heels on.  Are you not worried about weird tan lines?  Bathing suits only when tanning!!!!!!

Janet’s son had 70% of his body burned in a fire!??!!!  Yet she’s handling it quite well.  She’s incredibly strong.  

Chyka’s opal earrings.  Crap…they’ve got to be a billion carats….

Lydia is trying to give Gina advice politely, but Gina refuses to hear it. Gina is blaming it on work and everything else but this is the only housewives franchise where they all work, so I have a hard time believing that she’s the only one who is too busy to be nice to the rest of the ladies.  

First impressions conversation seems like some fake compliments to me…

Janet confronts Gina….Gina apologizes…..but when Lydia confronts her about the book comment, Gina refuses to admit she was being mean.

Andrea finally commented on how rude it was to wear stilettos on the tennis court and leave makeup all over the bathroom.  

Gina sent an email that the women were no longer allowed to “defame her partner’s character” which seems ridiculous to me.  I found an article (Click here) that said she threatened to sue and was very rude, but then apparently Gina claimed it was only sent to production and all the girls were “cc’d” so who knows what’s really going on…..

All I know is when Gina left early, the girls all seemed to get along famously and the show is much more fun that way…..

Does anyone remember season one of RHOOC when the only drama was Jo drinking too much to mother Slade’s children and Jeanna’s kids beating each other up???

(via theprincesskelley)

Melissa says the boys don’t understand her Aunt’s death.  But when she explained it, she didn’t explain it to them at all.  I would not expect a child to understand death if that was all they were ever told about it…

The twins and their men are going out for Valentine’s day.

Melissa and Teresa watch The Godfather while Joe Giudice has a date night with the girls.  

Dina visits the divorce lawyer from Untying the Knot. 

The twins have a “photoshoot” in front of the fireplace.  Also known as Teressa taking pictures of Nicole in a tiny red dress on her iPhone to send to Bobby for V-day.  

Dina hates Valentine’s day because her prom date dumped her and Tommy proposed.  Now it just sucks for her.  

Melissa gives Joe a book of nude/seductive shots of herself.  He gets a boner in public and can’t stand up.  

The twins, Rino, Sal, & Santa grill Bobby over a nice family Valentine’s day dinner.  

Melissa thinks she has cute feet. 

Victoria Gotti comes to Teresa’s bottle signing, then invites Teresa and Amber over for drinks after.  Amber gets to come to the house of Victoria Gotti because she happens to know Teresa and be visiting her at the signing when Victoria drops by……

Victoria’s house is fucking ridiculous.  

Then she goes into story time.  

She spills the fucking tea.  WTF did I just hear?  

Did this woman just say that Rino cheated on Teressa but not with Nicole….he cheated with Santa???!?!?!?!?

Wow….I need a minute….

Gia’s letter to her mother….actual tears.  Ugh. :’(