I havent seen it when does it air i am on Central Time in Louisiana …. & what Channels like Bravo. Or E Network??? Because im a Housewives Fan & LOVE♡ most of the shows… please let me know Thanks so much! ♥L.
I believe it’s on Arena in Australia, but I downloaded it. You can find torrents of all housewives shows pretty easily within a day or two of original airing.
Where can I watch this - and the other non-American housewives??
I downloaded this and all of the Vancouver one from either pirate bay (thepiratebay.se) or kickass torrentz (kickass.to). I wasn’t sure if the French or Brazillian ones would be in English so I haven’t tried to get those yet.
Lost footage….not very eventful, so this will be short.
Worst vanity scene ever…..Scheana, Sandoval, Stassi….they’re all so obsessed with aesthetics….gross.
Schwartz felt Katie’s asshole and said it was like a “shaved egg” whatever that means. I’ve never seen a hairy egg, so….
Pirate bar manager is a director and Jax is filming a workout video…DYING. This is so horrible.
Jax can’t even recite instructions in a workout video….how is he supposed to memorize real lines as an actor?
"We facetime everyday" LMAO (Jax about his "girlfriend" that lives somewhere far away)
I absolutely love how no one believes that Lisa and Ken bang. Ever.
Passport photos…how do you care that much? It’s not a photoshoot….take it and travel….move on….
"I would never write on your face" -Jax to Sandoval after drawing a penis on his face, rofl.
Lisa tells applicants that staff isn’t allowed to bang the customers, but they all end up banging each other, so basically “bang your coworkers, not your customers.” ROFL
Kinda glad this season is over…hoping for some new plotlines if there is a season 3…..
Did MJ just imply Andy Cohen is too rich to walk his own dog? ROFL
While I do understand that FOB (fresh off the boat) is offensive to some, I don’t think Reza means it to be hurtful. Does this excuse him offending people by saying it all the time? Not really…does he have freedom of speech to be as offensive as he chooses? Yep.
More of Mike not appreciating this trip. Such an ungrateful asshole.
Asa’s culture shock…from the mosque she wasn’t allowed to explore (yet Reza’s flamboyant ass was, lol), to the trip to the border….this trip was very emotional to her.
Lily tries to defend Iranian culture and say it’s not so terrible, they offer free sex changes for homosexuals. Does she not know there’s a difference between a gay man, a straight woman, and a transsexual? How dumb is she? Please don’t bring her back next year, Andy….we’re all over her.
Vida (MJ’s mom) says MJ was unplanned and admits that’s part of why she’s so horrible to her daughter. She also says her daughter isn’t marriage material and then reads Reza like never before for calling women bitches.
"I am Joan River" -Vida. She thinks she’s like Joan Rivers on the red carpet, criticizing everyone’s looks.
MJ still won’t admit her age and beats around the bush some more.
GG gets rowdy as usual. She’s such a child. Is it so hard to act civilized?
Mike and Reza will never be the same and I don’t know if I like that they’re both growing into their own or if I’m sad that they’re separated and may never get back together…..
First off, I love that I’m writing about Melbourne since I live in Melbourne, Florida….lol.
So I’ve decided when a new season premieres, I’m going to include all the taglines for that season (not just new locations but each season since they change so frequently) so the new ladies’ taglines are as follows:
Andrea Moss - Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
Gina Liano - I’ll give you my opinion, but you better be ready to hear it.
Lydia Schiavello - I may look like a jet-setter, but my feet are firmly on the ground.
Janet Roach - When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds.
Jackie Gillies - My husband may be a rockstar, but now it’s my time to shine, shine, shine!
Chyka Keebaugh - My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter, not luck.
And now for the recap of the premiere….
Lydia drives a Porsche, is married to an architect, has 3 sons and 3 step sons. They have a bit of an all male Brady Bunch thing going on. I love cars and smart women, so far she’s the new Reiko….and I like her….as much as one can like a new housewife after 3 minutes of the first episode, lol.
"I love glamour and color and I’ve often described myself as the ultimate drag queen" -Gina.
She has 2 boys, began a career in fashion like her sisters, then pursued a degree in law and is now a barrister. No wonder she wears drag queen makeup. If you had to wear that wig and robe all day, you’d be looking for a ways to stand out, too.
Andrea is married to a plastic surgeon, runs her own skincare line and lives in what she describes as the “Beverly Hills of Melbourne” She has one boy and one girl.
Janet gets her hair done 3-4 times a week and on this occasion, she walks out with her hairdresser’s dog. I thought it was hers, then he chased her….chick totally stole her hairdresser’s dog. LMAO. She has 2 boys and 2 ex-husbands. She is a property developer and owns 2 homes.
Jackie is a psychic and is married to the lead singer of Silverchair. I remember hearing about this band, but don’t ask me any of their songs. If the Beverly Hills “dinner party from hell” is any indication of how housewives react to psychics, then having one as a main cast member will be highly entertaining.
Chyka has a daughter and son and she started a catering company with her husband, which has grown into an empire. They have rentals for parties, and catering services, and they will even supply you with servers and staff for the party. Way to turn something you love into a successful empire to provide for yourself and your family for years to come. Respect, girl.
So after they give us each lady’s background, they all have dinner together, which ends is everyone asking Jackie questions and getting pissed at the answers. I’m with Gina, and don’t really believe in all this stuff, but don’t ask a psychic something if you don’t want to know what she has to say about it….
What do you guys think of the new ladies???
Kim speaks just enough Spanish for us to think she’s crazy. As if that’s news or something.
Joyce is obviously sad about losing her father but doesn’t want to dwell on it. I respect her wishes to show these ladies a good time and not be a wet blanket, despite such serious issues in her life currently.
All this noise from some frogs banging? Alrighty then……
Brandi is “scared” of Lisa? LMAO. Is she going to beat you up? She keeps bringing up Scheana. MOVE THE FUCK ON! It was years ago, the girl is engaged, and Eddie is LeAnn’s problem now. You’re only holding on to this because you have no other plotline if you’re not fighting with Lisa.
Joyce is spending the day with her family so she arranged a lovely beach day for the ladies that makes me want to go to Puerto Rico and spend a week drinking alcohol out of a coconut on the beach. LOOK AT THAT WATER!! When I was in Jamaica, a hurricane came through, so it wasn’t that pretty at the time I went. :(
Yolanda is getting is Lisa’s face about how everyone is upset with her. This isn’t your battle, Yoly….stay out of it. Let Brandi and Kyle deal with Lisa, they’re big girls.
They all start to attack Lisa and she walks away.
Brandi says “Lisa wants to take Kyle down, and Kyle needs to know the truth” yet Brandi admits that she had the tabloids at her house. Why did you have them? Who bought them?
The rest of this episode is all Yolanda trying to get everyone to speak against Lisa and Ken sticking up for her. Lisa just leaves after saying “5 against 1 is not my idea of a good time”
This time with Joyce and her family is heartwarming yet sad. :’(
I just don’t understand why everyone thinks Lisa would do this. Lisa is all about family and children, why would she try to destroy Kyle’s?? She said publicly that she doesn’t believe it and her and Ken had Kyle and Mauricio’s back, why all this shit now? Why didn’t Brandi say something when it supposedly happened?
I thought Kyle and Mauricio were Jewish? Why is he wearing a Buddhist necklace?
"Leezer is the best friend anyone could ever have. Maybe that’s what they don’t like. She’s the perfect woman." -Ken
Accusing Lisa of being friends with Scheana…?? Lisa is old enough to be her mother, Brandi. Stop it.
Everyone vs Lisa is not cute. Why is everyone shocked that Ken is defending his wife? If it’s 5 couples versus his wife, what kind of shitbag would he be to NOT stick up for her?????
Lisa is smoking a cigarette while crying to Ken saying “even Brandi???” she’s so hurt by this….how could anyone think she meant to do this shit? This is ridiculous. Ken and Lisa leave early because the girls are just attacking them.
Where was Carlton this episode? Did they even show her at all or was she just ignored because Joyce and Kyle were scared to invite her to Puerto Rico?
Team Lisa or Team everyone else?
Cynthia admits she was wrong to make Nene come to Kenya’s event. Had Nene ignored it like she planned on, none of this fist-fight nonsense would have happened.
Nene admits that it was NayNay who came to the event, her hood alter-ego, and things went south from there.
Kenya still has no idea why Nene was upset about the way this “charity event” went down…..(and there are articles saying she never donated anything to Saving our daughters, while she claims to have checks showing she did….who knows what went down??)
Peter is too tired to come to his own birthday? But then shows up later with an attitude?
Everyone is calling out this new Kenya and Marlo BFF thing….we all know it’s going to be terrible for those who have to deal with them but great television for those of us who get to watch it unfold.
Nene chooses to sit next to Kandi rather than Kenya/Marlo and while seating arrangements are no big deal to most of us, to the
high school ladies housewives in Atlanta, this is major. Several of the girls noticed this obvious social shunning and commented on it in their talking heads.
Porsha says she really relates to the role Kandi is having her play, yet she sucks so bad at playing it and seems so fake, I don’t feel like she understands the role at all.
The ladies are competing in the Bailey Bowl (some friendly competition at the Bailey agency) and they have teams. Team Bailey (Cynthia, obviously), Team Rich (Nene), Team Real (Phaedra), Team Twirl (Kenya), Team Naked (Porsha), and Team Kandi. Things get heated when Marlo shows up and is angry at Nene for not inviting her to play on Team Rich. She goes and whines to Kenya and of course plays for Team Twirl. As things get bitchier by the minute, Nene walks out and Marlo follows her….there is screaming and then….
"Coming up next week" because we all know Andy Cohen won’t show us any good fight without splitting it over multiple episodes.