Really getting sick of Joyce’s bullshit. She needs to let her daughter be grown.
"I love living upstairs"-Gregg. LMAO He’s so damn cute sometimes.
"You misinterpreted what I said, we got past that"-Apollo. Uhm, no. There was nothing to misinterpret-you should never have been talking to her. Phaedra even said-"you fall out with one of your friends, I got nothing to say to him. I’m certainly not texting him, and WE never got past that, you did. I never got a proper apology." Boom. There you have it. He then breaks down-almost into tears-and gives her an acceptable apology. I say "acceptable" because he’s still defending the fact that he didn’t cross the line, and doesn’t realize that talking to the whore in the first place is crossing the line.
Kandi asks Nene about her grandbaby and Nene says she’s “Walkin like a drunk lady” and imitates it. DED.
Nene invites everyone to Savannah.
"I’m not friends with Kenya Whore, oops, I mean Moore, but I could use a vacation"-Phaedra
We will not be going to Paula Deen’s restaurant because we a bunch of Aunt Jemimas”-Nene
"I’m channeling my inner Beyonce"-Kenya (lmao. Girl, stop. There’s no Beyonce in you nowhere)
Who did Cynthia’s makeup for her one-on-ones? Fucking flawless. Love it. Also, her, Peter, and Leon are great parents. They have a good family dynamic.
Porsha says she’s hot in the drugstore and I’m guessing it’s the 40lbs of someone else’s hair she’s wearing. She takes her blood pressure and when it’s a little high she says something about Kordell doing some voodoo on her. Girl please, quit begging for money you didn’t earn. Get a job and stop milking your looks to get men to give you money. It’s not cute. Bitch is about to be a Real HouseDaughter of Atlanta. Still letting mommy do everything for her.
Kenya is told to “Go for the baby, forget the man” and she seriously considers this as an option.
Phaedra can seriously do anything. You go, girl.
Kandi shopping for wedding dresses. Oh shit, where do I even start? Carmen did nothing wrong and Joyce was rude from jump. Joyce came at her with a shoe and one of the other old ladies said Carmen jumped up and lunged at Joyce. Bullshit. Never happened. (Not on the footage we saw and from how Carmen acted, I don’t see it happening).
I don’t understand why Joyce hates Todd or Carmen and why she’s got these other two ladies talking all the same bullshit she is. It’s gross. Where did this hatred even come from?
Gretchen and Jesus Jugs are not returning, Lydia has quit, and supposedly the new housewife is Shannon Beador. Heather McDonald is either a friend of the housewife or signing on as a housewife. We aren’t sure. As for teen mom heaven, we’ve got this question and the creator of both blogs has a lot going on right now so she hasn’t been active with this blog and I don’t know about her teen mom blog and the state of which it is in and the future for it.
Phaedra begins with a couple good quotes. (to Apollo) “You know I’m not speaking to you right now.” and then in her confessional “Coins, coins, coins, more, more, more.”
Peter, in a rare display of wisdom, tells Apollo (re: Kenya) “She knew she was wrong. She was trying to embarrass you through your wife.”
Kandi and Joyce. This shit is getting old, fast. I really used to like Joyce, but now I just loathe every time she’s on. It’s like, you raised your daughter well. She’s a smart lady. She’s raising her daughter to be a smart lady, too. Stay the fuck out of her personal business. It’s upsetting Todd. And me. A lot.
Porsha basically said she wants to live with her mommy as long as possible because her mother still treats her like a spoiled little child and she doesn’t have to act like a grown ass woman. I know, we’re all shocked. *eye roll*
Peter, Cynthia, and the interrogation of the first boyfriend….it’s really cute.
This embalming class….odd. It’s a very interesting group of people. Although, isn’t that what makes for good television??
Joyce actually told Todd “she (Kandi) stepped herself down for you” Girl, bye. Kandi said sooooo many times, she picked that ring before she knew the price. It was her dream ring and she loved it. He went back and got it and surprised her with it. It was fucking adorable and it makes her happy. Please fuck right off, Joyce. Exit stage left. (Sorry for all the F bombs, but I really like Todd and Kandi as a couple and I really hate Joyce these days)
Joyce is now talking about their prenup. I really can’t even with her anymore. Super angry. I think Joyce is worried about Kandi’s money because she’s scared there won’t be enough for Kandi to support her greedy ass forever. Ugh. Gross.
Where the hell was Nene this episode?
How do you guys feel about this whole Kandi/Todd/Joyce situation?
In all honesty, I’ve read the blogs before, but it’s a vicious cycle. I read one where (for example) Kandi says something about Nene, so then I have to go read Nene’s, and before I know it, I’ve wasted like 4 hours reading blogs. So…as school and work have been super hectic lately, I try to stay off the Bravo blogs. If you ever see any good info there, feel free to let us know and we’ll be happy to post it. :)
Last week’s episode begins with Carlton discussing how stunning Brandi is. Seriously wondering if they’re going to bang here….(oh wait, spoiler alert-they make out next week, off camera)
Kim looks like she’s going to pass out after 5 minutes on this “aerial fabric”
Since when is Kyle friends with her hair rival?? I really have never liked Kyle but I’ve always thought her and Mauricio were adorable as a couple. I’m not sure I believe the rumors about him cheating.
Yolanda has another daughter? Who knew? ”Shopping in mom’s closet” I wish my mother had a wall of red-bottoms next to a wall of Birkins. I can’t even with Yolanda anymore. Divorce from Mohammed and then marrying David Foster must have been quite lucrative for her. Modelling doesn’t pay THAT well.
Lisa and Ken and this puppy. It’s just too fucking cute. I can’t. I’m done.
Kim keeps going on about “It’s circus day, today is not the day to argue” Is she implying that every dinner party in Beverly Hills is a better place to argue than in the gym? Ok, Kim. Sure.
I don’t think Yolanda was rude at all. I know why Kim saw it that way, but Yolanda is too classy for this shit. She wasn’t being rude, just saying she knows better and doesn’t need to be told how to behave.
This whole fucking workout is hilarious. Dying. Did Kyle just call her Queen Victoria a “tweeter”??
Brandi is a bully whether Kyle said it or not. Brandi is a shit-talking, classless, trashbox who is mean as fuck to everyone for no reason. I really have never liked her either, can you tell?
All this bullshit at the end….Kyle vs Lisa, Lisa vs. Joyce, Blah blah blah….none of it is relevant. Stupid, bullshit arguments over nothing. Just stop.
This week’s episode was different. Lisa and Brandi are still friends? And shopping together?
I wonder how Carlton would feel about Yolanda chasing the geese out of her pool. Yolanda is amazingly adorable yet horridly boring with her family. She supported them all from when she was 16 and struggled to take care of them for a long time. That’s sweet, and I don’t feel she’s the average BH trophy wife. I feel like she deserved to marry rich ass Mohammed and David Foster after all the shit she went through. Good for her.
Brandi, if you took care of your dogs, they wouldn’t shit on the floor. Either be a better pet-owner, or train them to use a pee pad.
Did Mauricio and Kyle just agree that Lisa and Brandi are creating drama because they’re jealous of her? No honey chile…Lisa and Brandi are talking shit about you because you’ve been a cunt since day one. Granted, Brandi is just as big a cunt, but wasn’t Kyle the one who hid her crutch back in the day? Who DOES that?
Carlton takes her cat to the vet for acupuncture. I don’t see how it’s helping. He’s PISSED!!
Kyle’s facial is scary. When I go get a facial/massage, that shit is relaxing. WTF is she doing?
Kim can’t parallel park and it’s hilarious. Kyle’s kids don’t do chores. Shocking, I know. ROFL. Also, her and Kim are upset that children grow up and move on. What did you think was going to happen?
I’m not shocked to find out that Brandi and Carlton made out. At all.
David getting his star on the walk of fame. Insanity. The most star-studded event filmed by Bravo cameras since Nene’s wedding. Stevie Wonder is a whole ‘nother level though. Damn. Fucking Brandi with this “I took a picture, I don’t think he saw” comment. You’re not funny. Bye.
Who do you guys love/hate/love to hate in Beverly Hills?
Sorry about the delay for last week’s recap. Had a ridiculously time consuming project last week for school that was worth 18% of my grade. Enough of my excuses, it won’t happen again. Anyway, here is the two week recap for VPR (and RHOBH will follow)
Last week’s episode began with Jax telling us how great modelling was when he was single and how horrible it is now. Stassi’s still refusing to be with him but she wants him to act like he’s married. So ridiculous. Not going to lie to you guys….this show is boring the shit out of me this year, these recaps might get a little less detailed simply because it’s the same shit every week. How many times can I talk about how dumb their middle school drama is???
Did that model just say she’d scratch his tattoo off after she gets him so drunk he passes out? Alrighty then. As suspected, Jax and Stassi fight about this later and it’s the same bullshit she always spews. We know he cheated, but
Stassi sneaks wine into lunch places that don’t serve it. Then admits that she’s “a huge advocate of getting suspended.” Lisa said “Two weeks without Kristen feels like being at the spa.”
Tom and Kristen had sex and everyone is happy about it. She looks like a groupie right now. So excited about him being on stage she let him hit it afterwards.
Jax shows up at Stassi’s house and brings her wine. ”I’m really hungry give me that” she says. *cue eye roll* She then bitches at him for watching “BBW porn” give it up bitch. You have no boobs or ass and he is sick of fucking a bag of bones because that’s what “LA Society” thinks is hot. *GASP* He beats off to average sized women. He showed up to do some “honey-do-list” type things and he SUUUUCCCKKKKSSSS at all of them.
So everyone thinks Ariana is going to be an issue with Tom/Kristen but no one knows why. Perhaps this is because Kristen keeps saying it’s fine? Ariana is Scheana’s BFF and they do a lot of Kristen bashing when they’re alone….maybe Kristen does hate her, and this is why?
When Ariana shows up at Sur, Tom is training her. Dani-whoever the fuck she is-is all “YOU’RE training her? Fancy that.” Snyde ass bitch. I want to slap her. People can be friends without fucking, you know.
Stassi vs. Scheana again, *yawn*
Stassi and Katie (and someone else whose name I don’t care enough to remember) decide the best way to make Kristen understand how much they care is by attacking her and making her feel like she has no man or friends. Awesome idea, guys! Then Stassi in the ultimate bitch move tells Kristen to leave. Kristen, rather than telling her friends how they’re hurting her, just gets up and walks out. Maybe she’s over their bullshit like I am. Are you?
This week’s episode opens with ten minutes of twerking, booby cakes, and burlesque. Do these bitches work? I always suspected there was two halves of the staff at Sur. One that’s on television because they are entertaining little children trying to live adult lives. And another half that actually does all the work. Those on TV sure as hell don’t.
Stassi is styling Katie’s passport photo. Seriously?
Jax is clearly on the juice. He may think he’s taking natural supplements, but they’re obviously meant to be similar to steroids and it’s sad that he’s too stupid to know that. Anyway, the juice gave him a “lump” in his chest, which is most likely nothing more than a warning to stop juicing. Stassi brings him a cake (rofl “no more supplements”) and he’s still drinking protein shakes complaining about how much the pills cost that she’s washing down the drain. I’m with Stassi on this, but she was a bit harsh. Even Lisa told her later to go and say something nice and supportive to him-“Bring out the sympathy card. It’s in there somewhere, you can find it. Dig Deep.” Even after Stassi apologizes, she finds a way to be a cunt…..almost in record time.
Jax is launching a sweater line? Chunky sweaters? I don’t understand…why sweaters? I know Andy was obsessed with his sweater one night on WWHL but does this mean I think Jax can make a successful line of sweaters? Nope.
Sandoval is shopping with Ariana. I do believe people can be platonic friends, but I also believe that his girlfriend would not like him being out alone with Ariana, and the fact that he doesn’t seem to care bothers me.
Lisa is upset with Dani for spreading rumors and she’s all “I saw something…..well, no, I don’t know them well enough to know what I saw, but I’ve heard gossip and I totally saw something!!!” Stop. Your boss is telling you to stop causing drama and you’re defending these actions? Just stop.
Scheana is upset about her hair and makeup like we’re supposed to believe Lisa didn’t inform her entire staff of exactly what was going down and on what date. Riiiight, Scheana. As suspected, Stassi and Katie do a sad and pathetic burlesque performance about which Scheana says “that performance was soooo horrible…and that’s…so great for me.” Why must we all enjoy seeing other people fail? This whole show is getting on my nerves. I can’t name a single person on the regular cast that I like, aside from Lisa. Oh wait….Peter the Pirate.
Who is your favorite employee at Sur?